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Bár a gyertyák még a dobozban pihennek Adam Sandler már 2003-ban írt egy dalt azoknak a gyerekeknek, akiknek nincs karácsonyfájuk. Megtudhatjuk, hogy Harrison Ford 1/4 részt zsidó, OJ Simpson viszont egyáltalán nem az.
Itt pedig lehet letölteni a dalt és a szövegét.
Aki pedig yo-yot akar idén kérni hannukára, az jól gondolja meg:
(Takayasu Tanaka 2005 Japán Yo-yo bajnkság gyõztese freehand bemutatót tart.)
Ezt a szamot adam sandler azota mar tobbszor felujitotta. Lehetne a felujitott valtozatokbol is meghallgatni egy kis izelitot? Koszi elore is.
Kedves Evora Pensao
Videóból ezt találtam:
Channukah-song II
http://www.chanuka.com/songs/Adam_Sandler_The_Chanukah_Song_Live2.mp3
Channukah-song III
http://www.blogtelevision.net/p/Videos-Watch-a-Video___1,2,,2548.html
az alábbi oldalon sok változat fenn, sajnos csak szövegek:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/performers/a/adamsandler.shtml
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republikános verzió:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/587017/posts
jó olvasást
Koszi szepen kedves Chromance!
Adam Sandler’s ‘The Hanukkah Song Part I’
“Okay… This is a song that uhh.. There’s a lot of Christmas
songs out there and uhh.. not too many Hanukkah songs. So
uhh…I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids
who don’t get to hear any Hanukkah songs. Here we go…”
Put on your yarmulke,
Here comes Hanukkah!
So much funukah,
To celebrate Hanukkah!
Hanukkah is the festival of lights.
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree,
Here’s a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me:
David Lee Roth lights the menorah.
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah.
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzarelli!
Paul Newman’s half Jewish, Goldie Hawn’s half too.
Put them together, what a fine lookin’ Jew.
You don’t need “Deck The Halls” or “Jingle Bell Rock”,
‘Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk
and Mr. Spock — both Jewish.
Put on your yarmulke
It’s time for Hanukkah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates Hanukkah
O.J. Simpson – not a Jew.
But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew — he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby.
Harrison Ford’s a quarter Jewish — not too shabby!
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he’s not, but guess who is — All Three Stooges!
So many Jews are in showbiz,
Tom Cruise isn’t – but I heard his agent is.
Tell your friend Veronica
It’s time to celebrate Hanukkah.
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely Hanukkah.
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah.
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah!
Happy Hanukkah!”
Adam Sandler’s ‘The Hanukkah Song Part II’
Put on your yarmulke
Its time for Hanukkah
So much funnaka
To celebrate Hanukkah
Hanukkah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here’s a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
Winona Ryder,
Drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a draydle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein
Guess who gives and receives
Loads of Hanukkah toys
The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys
Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,
Courtney Love is half too
Put them together
What a funky bad ass Jew
We got Harvey Keitel
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
And yes her boobs are real
Put on your yarmulka
Its time for Hanukkah
2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka
celebrates Hanukkah
O.J. Simpson
Still not a Jew
But guess who is,
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo
Bob Dylan was born a Jew
Then he wasn’t
but now he’s back,
Mary Tyler Moore’s husband is Jewish
‘Cause we’re pretty good in the sack.
Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
On the PGA tour
No I’m not talking about Tiger Woods
I’m talkin’ about Mr. Happy Gilmore.
So many Jews are in the show biz
Bruce Springsteen isn’t
But my mother thinks he is.
Tell the world-amanaka
It’s time for Hanukkah
It’s not pronounced Ch-nakah
The C is silent in Hanukkah
So get your hooked on phonica
Get drunk in Tijuanaka
If you really really wannaka
Have a happy happy happy happy Hanukkah!
Van egy harmadik verzió is: http://www.bangitout.com/archive93.html
Put on your yarmulke /It’s time for Chanukah / Once again it’s onaka / The miracle of Chanukah
Chanukah is the Festival of Lights / One day of presents? Hell, no, we get 8 Crazy Nights / But if you still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree / I guess my first two songs didn’t do it for you / So here comes number three
Ross and Phoebe from “Friends” say the Chanukah blessing / So does Lenny’s pal Squiggy and “Will & Grace”’s Debra Messing
Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mix meat with dairy / Maybe they shoulda called that show Little Kosher House on the Prairie
We’ve got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black / Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him back (just kidding, Tommy)
We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe / But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow
Put on your yarmulke / Here comes Chanukah / The guy in Willie Nelson’s band who plays harmonica / Celebrates Chanukah
Osama bin Laden — not a big fan of the Jews / Well, maybe that’s because he lost a figure skating match to gold medalist Sarah Hughes
Houdini and David Blaine escape straitjackets with such precision / But the one thing they could not get out of — their painful circumcision
As for half-Jewish actors, Sean Penn is quite the great one / And Marlon Brando, not a Jew at all, but it looks to me like he ate one
There’s Lou Reed, Perry Farrell, Beck and Paula Abdul / Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but first came Hebrew school
Hey, Natalie Portmanica / It’s time to celebrate Chanukah / I hope I get an abtronica / On this joyful, toyful Chanukah
So get a high colonika / And soil your Long Johnicas / If you really, really wannaka / Have a happy, happy, happy, happy / Happy, happy … Happy Chanukah.
David Blaine has very good showmanship and his magic tricks are good too.*:~
David Blaine is not the best magician but he surely amazes me with his old tricks.*~
both David Blaine and Chris Angel have great showmanship when it comes to magic tricks.;~
Blaine is not the best magician but i can say that he has great showmanship and i like his show ;’`
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